or a Colin Farrell, or a Chu Mei Feng, for that matter. Her case is (as the figures go) the biggest sexcapade to have hit our shores since Annabel Chong and is presently kicking up a storm in our otherwise 'conservative' city-state.

Well. Sex was supposed to be an erstwhile sacred activity, but now the mere mention of the word makes all of us ditzy. See. Everyone around the globe is lapping up everything pertaining to Tammy and her ilk. Seems to me this scandal is going to be bigger and bolder than your oft-watched tv soap opera.

Seriously, what is the phone-snitcher out to prove anyway? The only thing he/she has proven so far is his/her immaturity and insecurity.

I have a confession to make: i've seen the clip in question, and all i'll say is that it's comparable to your homemade porn tapes. Anyway, if you've landed here because you're looking for the said video, well you B.M.F.A. (i'm speaking for myself too), sorry! Now, go look elsewhere.

Excuse me now, I have to stow my handphone away lest someone gets to it and ups my details on some xxx site.

Karma usually bites you back in the ass, you know.